noblealice:

I’ve seen this on my dash so many times and yet again, I cannot choose just one post with witty commentary to reblog. So, yet again, I’ve compiled the best ones. For credit, see notes on the original post.

#SEAN! THIS IS THE FANTASY GENRE! DON’T YOU KNOW BY NOW TO WATCH YOUR ASS WHENEVER YOU’RE IN ANYTHING FANTASY RELATED!?

#IF YOU’RE HAVING ADVENTURING PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON #I DODGED 99 ARROWS #BUT MY CHEST TOOK ONE #then two more

#Careful, you wouldn’t want to die, right Sean Bean? That’d be a new and unpleasant experience I’m sure.

#I know you don’t like playing roles where you die, Sean Bean.

#Thank God you always play the nice guy who stays at home, Sean Bean.

#because that totally doesn’t happen to you all the time.

#Almost died. Lemme flip my hair.

#That’s why he looks so surprised. He’s not used to surviving.

#Sean Bean: Forever Immortalized By His Deaths.

#story of his life.

#sean bean needs to play a character who just has a nice day and lives happily ever after, just once.

#This must be a daily thing for him. 

#if only he was always this good at dodging arrows

(Source: groovymutants)

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    Oh god, that 99 Arrows but my chest took one is hilarious. Then two more.
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    #That’s why he looks so surprised. He’s not used to surviving. POOR SEAN BEAN
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    Oh that aint funny… except it is
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