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2009

December

November 69

October 45

September 29

August 41

July 64

June 73

May 131

April 99

March 143

February 145

January 152

2008

December 140

November 114

October 100

September 93

August 112

July 83

June 44

May

April

March

February

January

Oh Joe, don’t leave me!

Hockey starts in 15 minutes I think I...

Building upon the tremendous success of cable’s top...

I’d kill for this right now. via Joy the Baker

Why Facebook? Why would I (or anyone for that matter) want...

I forgot how much I hate Wizard of Oz

I remembered in the 5 seconds I turned it on and heard them singing about a heart. Hockey starts in...

I swear

The Raiders just let crazies in to watch games. This might be why I have an irrational fear of...

I don't know how these thing happen to...

I was sitting here eating breakfast (yes I was eating breakfast at 2pm, don’t judge) when...

sweet

I got the new iphone update and suddenly all of my contacts have been erased from my phone and...

I’m supposed to be getting a flu shot today. That takes a lot of effort. My work is kind of...

How to make a car guy mad

Him: When was the last time you checked your oil?
Me: ... never. I just bought it.
Him: When was that?
Me: December....
Him: ..... You've gone almost a year without checking the oil?
Me: I would prefer to call it 9 1/2 months.
Him: I don't like you right now.

Technology Fail

You know what sucks? Going to Safeway with your mom and having her buy an ENTIRE shopping cart full...

I loved last night, right up until the 9th inning with two...

My mom is walking around my apartment snapping pictures with a disposable camera. Why? And I...

On my way to Seattle to go shopping at H&M with the mom and then YANKEES! I think I’ve...

My mom is coming tomorrow!

Which means I get a whole weekend where I can eat real food and not have to pay for anything!! Happy...

THERE IS A HOCKEY GAME ON!!!!!!!!

HOCKEY! I don’t care if it’s preseason. HOCKEY!

Changes

I’m applying for Teach for America. I like kids. I would also really like a job where I...

It never gets old.

Ok I know they suck and all

But I still miss getting to watch the Broncos suck. I wonder if my mom can figure out how to set up...

I need a room like this

Who really needs to walk when you can have the Chariot?

Dear Cigna

Stop calling me all the time! You have called me TWENTY times this week. I do not want to join your...

I have a serious addiction to cheesecake

I just can’t stop!

inothernews: CAPTAIN; LEADER Derek Jeter obtained his...

GPO - Bella getting into trouble. What do I do as my cat...

I would really like a job so I can quit...

oldfilmsflicker: Film director George Lucas shakes hands...

Where is this and how quickly can I get there?

Stuck

Sitting around waiting for someone to come fix my air conditioning. They will be here “when...

“If you want to be happy, be.”
— Leo Tolstoy (via tylerknott)...

FML

One of my supervisors turned 20 today. It made me want to cry.