I’m having one of those days when your puppy eats 2 plants and decides that peeing in the bathroom is a new fun thing to do. *cries*
and I think it’s going to kill me
(Source: love-a-tomb)
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
This is exactly my reaction to the old lady in my grad class.
(Source: lmaogtfo)
I’ve seen this on my dash so many times and yet again, I cannot choose just one post with witty commentary to reblog. So, yet again, I’ve compiled the best ones. For credit, see notes on the original post.
#SEAN! THIS IS THE FANTASY GENRE! DON’T YOU KNOW BY NOW TO WATCH YOUR ASS WHENEVER YOU’RE IN ANYTHING FANTASY RELATED!?
#IF YOU’RE HAVING ADVENTURING PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON #I DODGED 99 ARROWS #BUT MY CHEST TOOK ONE #then two more
#Careful, you wouldn’t want to die, right Sean Bean? That’d be a new and unpleasant experience I’m sure.
#I know you don’t like playing roles where you die, Sean Bean.
#Thank God you always play the nice guy who stays at home, Sean Bean.
#because that totally doesn’t happen to you all the time.
#Almost died. Lemme flip my hair.
#That’s why he looks so surprised. He’s not used to surviving.
#Sean Bean: Forever Immortalized By His Deaths.
#story of his life.
#sean bean needs to play a character who just has a nice day and lives happily ever after, just once.
#This must be a daily thing for him.
#if only he was always this good at dodging arrows
(Source: groovymutants)
(Source: i-am-not-your-heroine)
(Source: sleepisfortheweak--)
Am I the only one that the missinge message pops up for and I have to click yes I want to use it (stop trying to use scare tactics on me I don’t use your stupid support thing anyway) like 10 times a day?
(Source: hotguygifs)
