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I'm Tara. I live in Portland. I love hockey, have a huge fear of mascots, and am the clumsiest person in the entire world. I am currently trying to decide what to do with my life. These are my random thoughts.
Nov 24 ’09
howimetyourmothersource: Marshall: Rule #1. The slap must occur before sundown so as not to interfere with Lily’s meal.Lily: Damn straight.Marshall: 2. You have to decide amongst yourselves who gets to do it. 3. We’re gonna tie Barney to this chair which shall henceforth be referred to as “The Slapping Throne”. Sound fair?All: Absolutely.Barney: Absolutely not. HIMYM S05E09 Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap shelikestodance

howimetyourmothersource:

Marshall: Rule #1. The slap must occur before sundown so as not to interfere with Lily’s meal.
Lily: Damn straight.
Marshall: 2. You have to decide amongst yourselves who gets to do it. 3. We’re gonna tie Barney to this chair which shall henceforth be referred to as “The Slapping Throne”. Sound fair?
All: Absolutely.
Barney: Absolutely not.

HIMYM S05E09 Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

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Nov 24 ’09
Bella, my toe does not look like a comfortable place to take a nap. Yes, she sleeps with her eyes half open.

Bella, my toe does not look like a comfortable place to take a nap. Yes, she sleeps with her eyes half open.

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Nov 24 ’09
Oxford University changes common room name to Gryffindor

Students are now campaigning to rename Christ Church, St Hughs and Merton colleges common rooms after the three other houses in Hogwarts; Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.

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Nov 23 ’09
(via ginobambino) LOVE!!!! Now the song is in my head…. Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere… la la la la la la la! …that’s all I remember.

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LOVE!!!! Now the song is in my head…. Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere… la la la la la la la! …that’s all I remember.

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Nov 23 ’09
Unfortunately you did.

Unfortunately you did.

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Nov 23 ’09
Currently watching: 10 Things I Hate About You

Currently watching: 10 Things I Hate About You

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Nov 23 ’09

I need a new toaster oven

Mine just caught on fire. You know what isn’t helpful? That you have to reach over the blaze to the pull the plug! OUCH! I guess I won’t be having fish sticks for dinner. I would also like to point out the very first thing was I did was type “Fire!!!!!” on AIM. I’m great in emergencies.

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Nov 22 ’09
unicornology:(via flickflickflicker)

unicornology:(via flickflickflicker)

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Nov 22 ’09

Dear Bank of America,

Thanks for deciding to all of a sudden charge me a $10 monthly service fee do to the “nature of my transactions” and over drafting my checking account. Come this time next week I will no longer be your customer.

Cheers!

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Nov 21 ’09

I studied for seven hours today. I am eating ice cream, watching Pirates, and going to bed.

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