Marshall: Rule #1. The slap must occur before sundown so as not to interfere with Lily’s meal.
Lily: Damn straight.
Marshall: 2. You have to decide amongst yourselves who gets to do it. 3. We’re gonna tie Barney to this chair which shall henceforth be referred to as “The Slapping Throne”. Sound fair?
All: Absolutely.
Barney: Absolutely not.HIMYM S05E09 Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Students are now campaigning to rename Christ Church, St Hughs and Merton colleges common rooms after the three other houses in Hogwarts; Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
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LOVE!!!! Now the song is in my head…. Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere… la la la la la la la! …that’s all I remember.
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Mine just caught on fire. You know what isn’t helpful? That you have to reach over the blaze to the pull the plug! OUCH! I guess I won’t be having fish sticks for dinner. I would also like to point out the very first thing was I did was type “Fire!!!!!” on AIM. I’m great in emergencies.
Dear Bank of America,
Thanks for deciding to all of a sudden charge me a $10 monthly service fee do to the “nature of my transactions” and over drafting my checking account. Come this time next week I will no longer be your customer.
Cheers!
I studied for seven hours today. I am eating ice cream, watching Pirates, and going to bed.